From the writer of Vulture’s legendary Real Housewives recaps, a table-flipping, finger-pointing, halter-topping VIP journey through reality TV’s greatest saga…

Brian Moylan has been there through all of Real Housewives history, in front of the screen and behind the scenes. Now he’s here to “spill major tea” on every classic throwdown and answer the questions we’ve always wanted to know, like—what are the housewives really like off-camera? How much money do they make? And more!